the rise and fall
DO YOU EVER WANT TO BE IN A RELATIONSHIP BUT AT THE SAME TIME YOU’RE SCARED OF BEING IN A RELATIONSHIP
Les Mis is public domain, which is why I will never be satisfied with humanity until there is a crappy sitcom about Les Amis.
Ravenclaw: Do it once you’ve gathered enough relevant information.
Hufflepuff: Do it with integrity.
Slytherin: Do it on your own terms.
Gryffindor: Do it for the vine.
I need feminism because girls literally get demonized for liking pumpkin flavored things???? ok?????????????
I just watched the “Kill the Moon” episode of Doctor Who, and I am SO ANGRY AT ALL THE PRO-LIFE BULLSHIT THAT IT TRIED TO FORCE DOWN MY THROAT!
WHY WOULD YOU DO THIS TO ME
THEY EVEN HAVE THE SAME EYE MAKEUP
A human getting pissed at their vampire boyfriend so they put in a silver sterling tongue stud and bracelets and earrings and their vampire boyfriend is just standing five feet away like “babe. c’mon.”
Vampire: “The fair is in town, maybe a date will help…”
human spends the whole time in the hall of mirrors
WE HAVE A NEW WINNER.